Guys, production is down. It can’t be yesterday’s release — we rolled it back in the evening. It might be the database: the disk could have filled up. Can anyone check the monitoring? Olia, could you take a look at the logs? Yes, it’s the disk. We should have set an alert at 80% — too bad we didn’t. OK: I’ll clean up the old backups, and from now on we’ll have to set up auto-cleanup. And remember: nobody may delete files on production manually without a ticket.

Hi all! A few office updates. From Monday, all visitors must sign in at reception — it’s the landlord’s requirement, so we can’t do anything about it. You don’t have to wear your badge, but you can’t enter floors 3–4 without one: that’s the client area. You can park behind the building; you mustn’t leave your car by the entrance — it will be towed. If you’re planning big meetings, you should book a room in advance: there might not be any free ones on Wednesdays. And a small thing: the coffee machine is acting up again — if it won’t start, try holding the button for three seconds.

— Someone rang the doorbell. Who can it be at 10 p.m.? — It must be the courier: I ordered headphones, they were supposed to arrive today. Wait, no — the courier would have called my phone first. — Could it be the neighbour? He said he might drop by for the drill. — Right, that’s him. You know, we should have just left the drill outside the door. — Don’t worry, I’ll get it. And we really should fix the doorbell — it won’t ring half the time.